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|  | Lister is GAY!!! « Thread Started on Jul 3, 2005, 5:52pm » | |
In Duct Soup, Lister proclaims that he could not possibly be gay. (he cant grow a big mustache, for starters. It just grows in little clumps)
But in Stasis Leak The Lister from the Double-Double future (the lister that married Kochanski) He has quite a full mustache!
Ergo - Lister must be gay.
(i wonder if his bride knows?)
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|  | Re: Lister is GAY!!! « Reply #1 on Jul 3, 2005, 6:23pm » | |
U r very observant Im impresseed
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|  | Re: Lister is GAY!!! « Reply #2 on Jul 8, 2005, 8:34pm » | |
Wow! I'm impressed, too. I have never seen Duct Soup (I've never seeen Series 7 or 8). It's amazing how you put those toether!
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|  | Re: Lister is GAY!!! « Reply #3 on Jul 10, 2005, 9:03pm » | |
U haven't missed much not seeing series 7. It wasn't exactly Red Dwarf's finest hour. But hey that's just my humble opinion.
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|  | Re: Lister is GAY!!! « Reply #4 on Jul 11, 2005, 6:48pm » | |
v.impressed
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|  | Re: Lister is GAY!!! « Reply #5 on Aug 12, 2006, 4:49pm » | |
Lister must be gay in his mirror universe aswell because he has one in the final episode when they go through the mirror.
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|  | Re: Lister is GAY!!! « Reply #6 on Sept 16, 2006, 2:19pm » | |
You do make a good point but I don't know if you noticed but the lister from the double-double future never gets the chance to actually exist because throughout the rest of the series' the group never ever go back in time and lister never gets a moustache. And besides the double-double future lister's mopustache is tiny compared to my pals.
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|  | Re: Lister is GAY!!! « Reply #7 on Sept 16, 2006, 3:57pm » | |
lol
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|  | Re: Lister is GAY!!! « Reply #8 on Sept 16, 2006, 7:32pm » | |
How big is your pals?
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|  | Re: Lister is GAY!!! « Reply #9 on Sept 17, 2006, 2:59pm » | |
are they General Melchet style?
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|  | Re: Lister is GAY!!! « Reply #10 on Sept 20, 2006, 4:16pm » | |
lets just say that he's the missing link between man and monkey.
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|  | Re: Lister is GAY!!! « Reply #11 on Sept 20, 2006, 4:36pm » | |
lol
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|  | Re: Lister is GAY!!! « Reply #12 on Sept 20, 2006, 7:33pm » | |
Haha Ask him for a pic of it and post it.
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|  | Re: Lister is GAY!!! « Reply #13 on Sept 21, 2006, 7:52pm » | |
Will Do!
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|  | Re: Lister is GAY!!! « Reply #15 on Oct 21, 2009, 3:32am » | |
thanx for the link and the giggles
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|  | Re: Lister is GAY!!! « Reply #16 on Nov 11, 2009, 6:03am » | |
lol! but incase u've forgotten Kochanski does say in duct soup that her Lister was in fact gay, even if she did say l8r that she was making it up, that may have been a double bluff on her part, so ur rite he is in fact gay in that universe!
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|  | Re: Lister is GAY!!! « Reply #17 on Nov 24, 2009, 1:01am » | |
But.. that was what started it in the first place. We're talking about our Lister here.
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